Humor
I'd tell you a Kobe joke.
But I am afraid it wouldn't land well.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Friend: How dark IS your humor?
Me: It started an organization against cops.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Her (DYM 88).
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
What do you call onions and beans?
Tear gas.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
My grandpa unplugged the AC, so I unplugged his life support.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Why did the emo step in front of a car? To get to the other side.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.