Humor
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
My friend said I was gay, but then I realised he was talking to the mirror.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Good (DYM 92).
Rape humor is not funny. Like if you agree.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Orphan joke club Discord coming soon.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why do skeletons like having sex with short girls before eating?
They like to bone a petite.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
What do you call a Chinese rich man? Cha-ching!
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Worst joke.
Stop the orphan jokes!
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.