Humor

Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.

What does a condom and a coffin have in common?

They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.

Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?

They can't stand to see a man have a good time.

"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)

I'd make a masturbation joke.

But they always get out of hand.

A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

"No, I named myself," she answered.

"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

‘BJ Titsngolf’

Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!

Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!

Wife: “I want another baby.”

Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.

This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.

Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.

Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?