New Humor - Page 112 - Worst Jokes Ever

I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.

When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?

Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

I have a fat ass.

Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."

People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."

And the other friend says, "Butt he is."

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.

I can't with these, LMAOO!

I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.

I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."

...so I threw a dictionary at him.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

What did one butthole say to the other?

"I don't know WHAT got into me last night!"

A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."