Humor
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
I have many jokes about unemployed people, but sadly, none of them seemed to have worked.
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
I have a fat ass.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
Two friends are arguing and one friend says, "Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs, ands, or buts about it."
And the other friend says, "Butt he is."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.