What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"

So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."

The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"

Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.

Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?

Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.

You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.

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  • My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!

    What's the best thing about an orphan GF?

    You don't have to meet her parents.

    I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.

    I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."

    He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"

    "Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."

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  • What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

    One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.