Humor
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
Skeppy is the joke.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
A man walks up to Lil Johnny one day and asks, "If you had one wish, but that wish will be granted to everyone on Earth... what would it be?"
So Lil Johnny thinks real hard and long, then said, "Well, I would wish for me to shit myself."
The man is shocked and asks why, and Lil Johnny replies, "Well, I would be on the toilet. I think everyone else would just be confused!"
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
The only joke here is the topic.
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!