Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Humor
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.
My best friend got ligma. (Ah, did he? Sorry bro.) LIGMA BALLS!
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
