Humor
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Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)