Humor
it's not rape if we're both screaming
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Why did Johnny drop his pencil?
To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
went (DYM 134).
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.
What do you call a bus full of kids? A killstreak.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?