New Humor - Page 121 - Worst Jokes Ever

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Don't cry, baby!

What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?

Gay.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

They both light up the room.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.

I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.

Copy and paste in your search bar to see watersharky's worst picture on HIS OWN DOCS.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

What do you call an annoyed octopus?

Octopissy.

What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?

Beat It.

She (DYM 110)

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!