What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Humor
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
This joke's short just like Joe Biden's penis.
Oh wait, if I were to make a joke to the size of Joe Biden's penis, I wouldn't write a joke.
Ur mom. (Idk, I'm bored.)
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
