Humor
That moment when you poop 😂
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why are you dumb? Because you can’t find LOLA.
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.