Humor
Bisexuals aren’t gay.
Bisexuals aren’t straight.
They’re graight! 😂
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
I would roast you, but you don't have any meat!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep on driving. IDK.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.