Humor
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
No.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.