Humor
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
Call me an escalator because I let people down.
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
I'm not fat!!
I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
Bunger got me like:
😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
"Balls" got me like: 😂
jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Yo mama so stupid, she made Patrick run away because he thought it was contagious! 🤣
Girl: What is abortion?
Man: Ask your brother.
Girl: But I don't have a brother!
Man: Exactly!
Sis is meme.
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”