Sesame Street jokes

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

Cocomelon.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.