What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
Emo's World.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
