Sesame Street jokes

What do you call depressed Sesame Street?

Emo's World.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging.

Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.

I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,

One fell off and bumped his head.

The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...

“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.