Your mom #69.
Humor
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
