What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Humor
Why can't people understand these jokes?
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Haha, the joke is me.
Butt hehe.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?
Tropical depressions.
