Humor

If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.

Your forehead is so big that it said, "To be continued."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Spell.

Spell who?

W. H. O.

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh, honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" The sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

These jokes crash and burn.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.