Humor
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
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September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
I got banned from the library for putting a book about woman's rights in the fantasy section.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Haha, the joke is me.
Butt hehe.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!