Depressed Person's Bank Heist

Listen up, you smooth-brained goof. You are the type of person who probably can't even find their own nose on their face, so here is the lowdown. The joke is about a person who is depressed and wants to die. But instead of unaliving themselves, they decide to rob a bank so that the cops might end their life. The joke is funny because it is dark and twists suicide into something that is not entirely in the person's control. You probably think that's not funny, but that just proves my point about you.