What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Humor
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
