Humor
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Haha, the joke is me.
Butt hehe.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?
Because it can't hit home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.