Humor
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Banana joke?
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
Adam and Eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?"
Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." So Adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?"
God says, "You are what you are."
Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."