Humor
Guess!!!!?
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
I'm a rapist.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
Ballz!
Just give him a smooch it’s better than the cooch - Dream
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by comedian Isaac Butterfield.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.