Humor
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
These jokes crash and burn.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL