Humor

Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.

I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.

What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

These jokes crash and burn.

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

9/11 jokes are the bomb.

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-