Humor
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Best joke ever.
Did you know Paul Walker had dandruff? Neither did I til I seen his Head and Shoulders on the dashboard.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s penis.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Hi, I’m Joe.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.