Humor
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
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What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.