Humor
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Your mom's so fat, when she stands on the scale, it says, "To be continued..."
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
I would've made a joke about Alzheimer's, too bad I forgot about it...