Humor

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.

The worst joke is no joke ;)

I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."

I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"