Humor
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
kiibati orojo?
Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.