Humor
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
What do vacuums and your mom have in common?
They both suck.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Hello! I hope you're having a good day or night! Mind commenting when you laughed the hardest and why? Like if you like this post!
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Isac, I suck deez nuts!
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.