What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house is for dinner today after school today after I have school π« I have for kids dinner π΄ was that I had dinner π΄ night night dinner π΄ night is what time it when we went and get the dog πΆ night and dinner π΄ night I love π it is the one βοΈ I did not have time today
What is the difference between a human and human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair 𦽠home π night time to a home π was fun at home π night was the day I had dinner π΄ is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home π night time
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth π?