New Human Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?

Because his snake bit it off!

God- make a grumpy old man president.

Angel- why?

G- cause I said so-name him Trump.

A- okay.

G- make him not pay taxes.

A- okay...

Fast forward to 2020

G- you know that grumpy old man?

A- yea...

G- make him create a deadly virus named after a beer.

A- Krona.

G- exactly.

A- why do you hate humans so much?

G- because I can.

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?

Because they both have eyes.

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

What's the difference between a child and a book?

One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.

A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...

What day can you have sex on?

Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.

You know what is the worst mistake every human being made?

Answer: Living.

Why did the alligator see a crocodile?

Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.

My aunt worked as a human cannonball.

I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.

What do squirrels and men have in common?

They always want a nut.

What did a tree do for a human rights day at a tree?

I had no time today after a night with you today, but you walk away.

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?

What is the difference between a human and the human rights act, a tree house, and a human being?

What is the difference between a human being in the car with the snow and a tree and a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠 was your name on it haha 😂 day a day I was thinking of a good