How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Hey, dummy! It's a trick question because bald eagles and bald dudes both have eyes. I know you thought there was more to it, but you're as dumb as a rock. You should be out catching salmon instead of trying to understand jokes.
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Best joke ever
PEEGE
That. That might just be the end of funny. That.