Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Voldemort's Missing Nose
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Listen here, smartie-pants, this joke is funny because Voldemort, that bald dude from Harry Potter, is missing his nose. The joke says it's 'cause his snake, Nagini, chomped it off. I'm sure you know that snake never bit Voldemort's nose. You do know that, right? Are you sure? Because if not, that's pretty sad since everyone knows that the author of this joke is a moron.
OOF jr
why isnt voldemorts snake a boa constrictor? because it would squeez the soul outa him making the horocruxes useless
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that was stupid