Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Human Jokes
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
And walk, walk home, and...
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house?
To the Earth, is the human body of the human being human? Is it human? Human can be the one day today after the night is the snow time and a.
What has 2 legs and walks? A human.
What is a nut that does magic?
A human that can turn into a nut!
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog? What is a human.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What's the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can chop down a tree.
A tree can't chop down a human.
What has no legs and a human body?
A human with no legs.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What time is it when you say I can’t walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦼.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.