What do you call a dead human....
A DEAD HUMAN HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing
Why did the butt hole get angry? So it could wipe every human snipe
I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i've seen so far...
What’s the difference between a bird and a human? “We don’t eat with our peckers
So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
What does a human and a cat have in common, both takes my bed
Mary had a little lamb Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal; its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
Sun: Hi, I am the sun! I want to warm you up...... Human: :D Sun: I want to BuRn you......... Human: ....... Sun: I want to...... KILL...... you..... Human: I should be going now Sun: LET ME KILL YOU Human: *Screams his last sound*
what has 2 legs 2 arms and a abusive father
aaron
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
according to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly, it wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible, Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
