Hows jokes

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?

That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.

How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?

They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"

Girl, scan the code on your wrist.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

How do rabbits travel?

By hareplane.

A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"

The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."

How do you call a cute door?

A-door-able.

How many people does it take to wash the dishes?

Only Juan.

How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a Golbat.

Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.

How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.

You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Me: Dad, my phone is broken.

Dad: How?

Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.

Dad: Stupid.

If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.

"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."