Hows jokes
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
You know how in the movie, "Nightmare Before Christmas," they say they're making Christmas?
I thought Mary and Joseph did, but okay.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
How do you stop a baby from drowning?
Take your foot off its head.
The legs are soft and delicious.
How much can you earn in Selkan Toko Na Sinsel? Njpopularnijssa bronia jost. My grandma was already eto nasaba of the other sachan without me. Then you will be satisfied.