How many times does 50 fit into 9 Get in a van and find out
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I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
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How can you be fast and slow at the same time getting a gold medal in the special Olympics?
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So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that
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How did I know where you would go next? Oh I felt it in my bones!
Do you know how Diarrhea is common in families? Because it runs in your genes.
how do you start a dance party? go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold
wood fired pizza how would pizza get a job now
how do you get two deaf people from fighting? turn off the lights and walk out.
I like my women how I like my golf score. Low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Ring.. Ring.. Yes this this is Dave from the Orphanage, you make em we take em, how may I be of service?
How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
