Hows jokes
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
How do you call a cute door?
A-door-able.
Memes
How many people does it take to wash the dishes?
Only Juan.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!