Hows jokes
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.