Hows jokes
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How can you tell if someone Amish is an alcoholic? They keep falling off the wagon.
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the homepage.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
Why did God create women before men?
He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.