Hows jokes
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
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How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
So I was sitting at a bar, right? That fucking waitress came again, and guess what? She brought the wrong drinks again. So I send her away to get the correct drinks. And she came back again, with the wrong drinks!! Obviously, she was retarded. Anyways that's the story about how I met your mother.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!