Hows jokes
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
Memes
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I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
My doctor called me a "psychopath." How dare he?!? He'll pay for this!
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Welcome to Jimmy's orphanage and pizza shop, where today's loss is a sauce. How may I help you?
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
How would you multiply numbers in octoschool?
You octoply, obviously.
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
There was a guy how had a stroke, eh.
He's all right.
How is everyone? I just started school. Sixth grade, yeah!
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"