Hows jokes
How does a blind person know they've wiped their ass enough?
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off.
Memes
how it started
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
How is being in the military like getting a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!