I asked the emo kid how it was hanging.. he didn't reply bc the rope was too tight
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you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How many people does it take to wash the dishes? Only Juan
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor? Telephone? NO. Television? No. How then? Tell A Woman
How man babies does it take to paint a house, depends how hard you throw them
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
how do you make a orphan cry? ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it
How to make a white ice cream red.. blend a baby into it
how did 10 die? because it was in between 9 and 11
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
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If you were to ask me, 'What is the easiest job in the world?', it would be an Australian psychiatrist. "G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!".
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How? They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colours!
How do you know the hooker killed herself? She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch
