Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Hows Jokes
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
