Hows jokes
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Memes
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How is there evidence of climate change?
The liberal snowflakes are drastically melting down!
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.