Hows Jokes

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

How did the man with no arms commit suicide? We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

How was Copper wire invented? Two Jewish people fighting over a penny

On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by god and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made. Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

Man to woman: Would you sleep with me for one million dollars? Woman: Sure. Man: How about for ten dollars? Woman: What do you think I am? Man: We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price.

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on

I did so much research that I got BONE-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years-old.

What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.

when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.

"One, he killed himself"

Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have

Tell me answers in comment box

How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?

He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Running, JK rolling!