Hows jokes
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
Memes
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."