Hows jokes
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How do you kill a Catholic?
Crucify them...
I love how all these jokes about different accidents have happened, but why isn't anyone writing about how much of an accident we all were?
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"