Hows jokes
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Memes
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A sturgeon!
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.