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How water say hi
It waves
Hi how are you today
How did Steven Hawkings die? He had a power cut x
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red?
As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
How many feet are in feet?
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
