Hows jokes
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How can you tell if a pig is hot? It's bacon.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How can you tell when a comic passes gas? Something smells funny.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
How do rappers like their steaks?
With lots of SIZZLE!
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!