How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
How do you name a Chinese person?
You drop a metal spoon on a tile floor.
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
Conversation between a little baby and a lady👇
👱LADY: Hi. 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: How old are you? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What is your mom's name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: What about your dad? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell your name? 💂LIT.BABY: (No reply) 👱LADY: Can you spell GOD? 💂LIT.BABY: (spelling) G.O.D
If a little baby can spell GOD, what about you? Just spend some minutes and type "GOD" if [you] know [that you] will sleep and wake up tomorrow by GOD's grace, ignore if you are living by power. MINE: GOD 😃
How do you have sex? You take off your clothes and shove your dick in the girl's pussy. If girl suck his dick.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.
You know how on Snapchat "hmu" means hit me up? A school posted "smu." Nikolas Cruz responded.
If the dyslexic man wanted to adopt a kid, then how could he sign the papers?
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider-Man?
Well, he weaved a really tangled web, and Aunt May saw it.
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
