Hows jokes
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.