Hows jokes
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
How was your day, Freshfry?
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
Memes
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Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
"CoComelon meme,
No matter how fast I run, I can't escape my problems - OULEH...
Nobody loves me .v."
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How do you spell "I. P. With U?"
How do ghosts cry?
Boo hoo.
How do demons cry?
ERCDVHVXRCDHGHDCFHBGFBHGN FGEHJGNVEGHDNES BGEWYSHGBEWHGSGNBDGEBSHNZAGCHNSNGEHSNGVHGNNEBDSVZHGB.
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
"Nananananananannanananananannananananaanan, that's how music goes!"
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
How did the guy rob the water park?
He used a water gun!
LOL 💦🔫💧🌊