Hows jokes
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!