Hows jokes
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Memes
if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
First Man: My dog's got no nose.
Second Man: How does he smell?
First Man: Awful.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
How do trees find each other? They log-ate!
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
My friend asked me:
Friend: "How much is your body worth?"
Me: "1 million."
Friend: "1 million dollars?!"
Me: "No. 1 million kilograms."
Friend: "Oh."
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With COOL YO mints!