Hows jokes
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
Like this joke if you LOLed! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How does a computer spell "Autocorrect"?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
How do gay guys finish prayer?
“GAYMEN!”
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know how to get to home.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!