Hows jokes
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.