Hows jokes
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Memes
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!