Hows jokes
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
Memes
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"
Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.