Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because "hung" has two meanings: one, that the good guys are brave and strong, and two, that they got big ol' schlongs. Since the joke is about gay cowboys, it implies they are packing heat. What's more likely is that you are just packing some extra weight there, tubby.