Hows jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it!
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.