Hows jokes
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.
Explain Bear is always there for you.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Memes
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The sex is the same, but you get to use the remote.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.