Hows jokes
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.