Hows jokes
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why are Mexican families so big?
They don’t know how to put a condom on.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.