Hows jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Teacher: Okay class, look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word.
Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny."
Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny?
Me: 'Cause she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?
A: From an overdose.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?
Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.