Hows jokes
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
How do you stun a Scotsman?
Ask them to say "purple burglar alarm".
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.
Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.
Followed by landing in deep shit.
Followed by being totally covered in sea men.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the airplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."
What's one way to drain someone's ego?
Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
What did one sperm say to the other while swimming side by side?
One turns to the other and asks, "How much further to the fallopian tubes?"
The other says, "I’m not sure, we just passed the esophagus."
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?