Hows jokes

Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.

How do you call a very good lemonade?

Fantatastic!

How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

Kid me: I lost my stick.

Teacher: No, you didn’t.

Kid me: How do you know that?

Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.

So many things are going through my head.

How am I not dead yet?

How did Capetian Hook kill himself? He wiped his butt with the wrong hand.

How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."

I have no idea how he knew.

She asked:

"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."

Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?

A: His lips move.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

How to know something won’t be fun:

Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"