Hows jokes
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
How does a skeleton call his friends?
On the tele-bone!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
His hand caught on fire.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men?
Say, "Can you get straight to the point?"
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
Mary has a house near a forest. She lives with her bro, and she once asked, "How many trees are there?" Her bro said: "I don't know." She said: "Tree."
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.