Hows jokes
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
How did the Emo ask the other Emo out?
"Wanna hang together?"
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.