Hows jokes
Why does an orphan never learn how to drive? Because he has no dad to help him.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Memes
Well boys how we gonna fix this issue
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."
The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
How do you blind an Irish woman?
You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.