Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Hows Jokes
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.
When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"
God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
