You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
Ugly baby
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying you're so ugly the doctor suggested burying you right after birth. Ouch! Doctors are supposed to save lives, not bury 'em, unless you look like you. Just like you to not understand. By the way, did you know that ugly people die on average 10 years earlier? Just saying.