Hows jokes
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Stonk Boi: How to make all women hate you.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
How hot do pistons burn?
Hot enough to burn your house down.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
How did you get into the tampon 100?
Pull some strings!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.