Hows jokes
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
I’m doin' your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin' out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin' good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
Doin' doin' your mom doin' doin' your mom
You know we straight with doin' your mom
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
But it's true (i made this meme)
Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).
Student: How should I know, that's his story?
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.