Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Height Misunderstanding
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, you smooth-brain! The joke is that the tall guy can't see the short girl because she's so short, so he asks who's talking. Then the author of the joke gets embarrassed and runs away. You probably think metric is better, but imperial is far superior!