How many beans are there in Irish Chili?? A: 239 Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine? A: ( spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more it'd be two farty. ..lol
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch they already 8 jahshshs and how did the pirate new that she saw land she was sure of it if u get it leave a like Hahahahaha and which thing was heaver a feather or steal its they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
how do a disabled man go to crutch he can thanes no ramp
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
So many things are going through my head
How am I not dead yet?
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
How is the world fattest Avocado called?Niko
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
how many senators fans does it take to change a light bulb. All 3 of them
Hockey for life
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
How are genders different than the twin towers¿
There are two genders.
Kid me: I lost my stick
Teacher : No you didn’t
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out out of your pants
How do you turn a Chinese into a American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back
Girl you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
Knock Knock Hows thre Gay Gay who Ur gay
