How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀
me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"
The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?:
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
how do you get an emo kid to jump
a bridge
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
how gave orphans have names because they dont have anyone to give them names
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Your mama so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
How many orphans does it take to repair a house. None, they don't have one
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
How do you make a emo mad at you. Cut the rope
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
