Hows

Hows jokes

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Short girl: "How do you see up there?"

Tall guy: "Who said that?"

I spit my drink out and then ran away.

How do Chinese people name their baby? They throw pots down the stairs: bing bong ching chong.

- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.

- How did the gay person die? Homicide.

- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.

- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.

- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.

- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.

- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.

Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?

Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.