Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
I went home one day and see a few married guys in line in my sister's room. I ask what's going on, my sister is running a contest. The contest is the married guys lick her pussy and guess what she had for breakfast. The winner gets a free blowjob. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder that she thought that she made up that contest.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How to Make an Orphan cry
Step 1: Talk about Home.
Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.
Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I love you.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
I gave a homeless person a phone but did not give him a home button.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."