Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Home Jokes
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
My mom once ate a full giant cheesecake, and we were walking to our flight back home, and she had to sh*t.
We were walking to the bathroom, and she full on [did it] in front of the carousel. She had a lump of poo in her pants... True story, haha!
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why did the orphan have to go to public school? He could not be home-schooled.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
