Home jokes

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?

They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.

Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?

What food has an orphan made?

Homemade food.

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.

This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"

What is an orphan's least favorite store? Home Depot.

Girl: Come over.

Orphan: I can’t.

Girl: My parents aren’t home.

Orphan: Oh, cool, something we have in common.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!

Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?

Because they can't reach home.

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.

That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.

What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?

One has a home to run to.

Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?

The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.