Google Maps jokes

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.