Google Maps jokes

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.